Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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