Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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