omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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