We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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