literally had 100 drinks last night.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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