I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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