That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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