all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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