i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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