I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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