very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It's shark week go big or go home
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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