sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Fuck appropriateness.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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