But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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