I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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