Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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