so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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