Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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