u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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