ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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