I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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