I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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