weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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