I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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