I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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