I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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