9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
