I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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