i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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