Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
