so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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