my mouth tastes like poor choices
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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