do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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