Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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