did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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