There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
