I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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