I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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