we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
