Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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