i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
