Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
as a side note pls kill me
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