Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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