i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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