the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
