Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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