so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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