im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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