just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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