How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
