8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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