Its about making memories worth repressing
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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