I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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