You smell like stripper and shame
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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