I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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