i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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