People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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