she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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