You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
oh god the rape fog is back!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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